What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
(via jensenpadalicki)
(via rimjobssible)
what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle
(via as-sass-inate)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
(via tardis-in-a-teacup)
MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING
AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”
I AM A PROPHET
Until you got killed and someone took over that is.
(via tardis-in-a-teacup)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
(via 500-days-of-teva)
hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?
the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria
(via tardis-in-a-teacup)